Welcome to
The Tessie Pearl
What'll it be?
Home to your next late-night party.
Squeezed into Melbourne's glittering South Wharf district, we are a bar with a reputation. And we like it that way.
Boasting Melbourne's BEST Happy Hour(s), Most Handsome Staff, Strongest Playlists and Cheekiest Website descriptions
Whether you are celebrating or commiserating, our talented bar staff will know the drink for you.
Walk right in, sit right down, and let us mix you something fancy.
What's on
We’re gonna level with ya right now.. we’re bartenders & vibe bringers; not IT gurus and frankly can’t be stuffed continually updating this lil’ section.
Best to just check Instagram or rock up and annoy whoever is working.
Bingo? Pool?
Dance floor?
Mario Kart?
There's always something happening at The Tess.
Happy hour? We do it daily.
$6 For just about anything your heart desires...
Every day, Yup Friday and Saturday too.
from 4pm to 8pm.
Want the VIP treatment?
Celebrate special occasions in our private room for up to 50 people.
